UNC

A bunch of tool ass buildings thrown together in Chapel Hill, North Carolina known as the University of North Carolina. Not known for education as much as for tolerating, and thusly training, superior Negro athletes, especially in basketball. After two years (rarely three) these black gentlemen (typically still reading on a third grade level) usually bolt the place for some serious loot in the NBA never to set foot in that shit hole town again. White UNC Alumni usually hold these "boys" in the highest esteem however, and worship them until their last breath. Most UNC Alumni refer to non UNC attending negros simply as "Niggers" and disdain them accordingly. In four years you can get an education there but you still won't amount to shit unless your family has connections. The Medical and Dental schools there are quite superior as these are typically attended by students who gained a degree elsewhere.
I hired a herd of undergrads from UNC to cut my lawn. Went outside and the stupid fucks were out there eating the clippings and drinking from my hose. I charged each of their dumb asses $5.00 for the buffet and told them to beat it.
by Carl de Riot October 14, 2007
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A school that gives good grades as long as you pay your tuition. In 2008, 83% of the grades given out at UNC were A's.
Person 1: Hey did you see Hakeem Nicks is graduating from UNC!

Person 2: Didn't he get an 11 on the Wonderlic?
by NCSU>UNC April 01, 2009
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The greatest school ever with the greatest
bball team ever.
Because duke sucks, my brother went to UNC
by peebs February 16, 2004
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Common abbreviation for the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Close examination usually yields a grossly high twat to decent person ratio. Frequently caught looking down its nose at the State University of North Carolina, and up at Duke University. Recent numbers produced by the University's own demographics center show a 65-35 female male ratio, with a annually wavering percentage of male homosexuals, usually centered around 36-38 percent.
"A straight male at UNC is a hot commodity, I guess"

"Mike Nifong went to UNC"

"John Edwards went to State, disowned them, and declared loyalty to UNC. Good riddance because he's a dirty piece of shit that cheats on his cancerous wife"
by tomanderson1 January 03, 2009
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abbreviation for "uncomforable". can be used in place of common abrev. "awk" in order to be more original
Girl 1-"who was that weird guy with the pornstar mustache talking to you?"

Girl 2- " i don't know, but he was making me hella unc"
by fantacular November 26, 2011
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Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.
Duke sucks, UNC rules.
by John April 21, 2005
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A school that excels in offering the best education in the most useless degrees such as English and History. However, UNC's neighboring universities, Duke and NC State, succeed in offering useful degrees such as engineering, math, the sciences, agriculture, and many more. Unfortunately, many Alumni and students at UNC are very unaware of how useless there school is since they are busy overly-obsessing about their school.
Employer: So tell me about your educational background.
UNC Grad: I have a Bachelor's degree in History.
Employer: That really doesn't help us.
UNC Grad: Yes, but it's a top history school
Employer: Okay.....
by Jesse. B. April 02, 2008
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