Gina: Hey Liz! What happened?
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*
by broken_benis June 2, 2021
Get the Umpiteur mug.A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.
A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.
Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.
Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.
Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006
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by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006
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Get the l'umtit mug.noun. Foolish or stupid person. Occasionally used to insult an individual without them understanding that they have been insulted.
nb. Sounds best when spat out in a Yorkshire accent.
nb. Sounds best when spat out in a Yorkshire accent.
"What did you do that for? You umprit!"
Alternatively: "What did you do that for? You F**kin' umprit!"
Alternatively: "What did you do that for? You F**kin' umprit!"
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