Umpa Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax November 6, 2008

Umpa-lumpa

It’s a short orange child running round ur house selling chocolate to strangers

Michael is such an umpa-lumpa

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Umpa Lumpa

short fat guy that looks like a rollie pollie, only in GREEN

My Husband....lol

by suzie fierro January 7, 2004

Umpa-Lumpa

A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)

Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

Umpa Lumpa

a little person that makes you feel big

friend from abroad(you know who)

by dick stumpy September 27, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

A human like creature. Around the height of 4' 6". enjoys to bother real humans.

That umpa lumpa stole my calculator

by youtellme69 November 11, 2009

umpa lumpa

A short, most of the time orange, person that works at a chocolate factory. Can somtimes be very large and annoying, every once in a while will break out into phunky phresh beats giving puzzles and detailing the rights and wrongs of working at a chocolate factory.
Also a nickname for a short chubby kid wearing an orange shirt

"man did u see C.J. he looks like a total Oompa Loompa wearing that orange shirt"
"nah man an Oompa Loompa breaks out into funky fresh beats sometimes 2"
" ya man he beatboxes 2"
"whoa C.J. must be an umpa Lumpa then"

by Zak Persi June 16, 2008