Ultimate Frisbee
Quite possibily the worst game ever invented. For people that are worthless, and good at nothing else. No skill necessary, no refs, or anything else that defines a sport.
Ultimate Frisbee by shitbrain March 9, 2009
ultimate frisbee
An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
ultimate frisbee by great success April 5, 2010
ultimate frisbee
Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth).
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1
Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1
Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.
Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional.
ultimate frisbee by Pvt.Parts November 8, 2006
ultimate frisbee
A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes).
Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude?
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...
ultimate frisbee by derrrrrrrr April 16, 2008
Ultimate Frisbee
1. The best game where one can lay a beat down just to get a point and not get in trouble for it.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
Ultimate Frisbee by ULTIMATE! September 10, 2009
ultimate frisbee
gayest sport ever. played by those who have tendencies to spend 6 hours at a time playing "D & D" and flicking girls in french class.
ultimate frisbee by MowMowMow January 11, 2006
Ultimate Frisbee
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