Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.

George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?

by MC united March 14, 2008

ulti-heady

A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.

Did you see that ulti-heady passed out in that puddle of piss outside Red Rocks after Phish???

by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.

Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'

by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011

chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to get fucked hard

Ramesh bahut koshish ke baad bhi savita ko chut-ulti-kar nahi kar sakay.

by Rajesh Sharma March 1, 2011

chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to be fucked hard

wants someone to chut-ulti-kar

by Izabella x March 1, 2011

Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.

Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity

by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020