Ulrik

Ulrik is a person that is lazy and fat. Even though he is fat he's kind of fun to make love with.

by exhale3 December 5, 2016

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Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

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He is the one and only true wizard left in the world. His purpose here on earth is to learn all the foolish people to be just a little more like him.

Who's that awesome dude with that freaky hat?

Oh Thats just Ulrik Kjær... his a little weird..

by Im here November 20, 2018

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