A fat, lazy, impatient bastard. Referred to when angry at someone. In some cases "Ulerys" will have a undeniable desire to bathe in peanut butter and M&Ms. On occasion known to fuck spicy chicken tacos from taco bell. If no lube is provided for this taco intercourse, Ulerys are known to be very creative in finding their own lube and it's usually not sanitary.
"My friend was bein a fuckin Ulery when he was sleep walking the other night and I woke up to him eating my pajamas!"
by Brody Fletcher January 16, 2008
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by Dampiel May 15, 2011
Get the Ulcer Fart mug.1. The old evil man from Beowulf who likes to taste himself
"Unferth hated the taste of himself, but he had to have it"
-from Beowulf
2. Someone who likes to suck their dick
3. An evil old man who enjoys sucking other's dicks
"Unferth hated the taste of himself, but he had to have it"
-from Beowulf
2. Someone who likes to suck their dick
3. An evil old man who enjoys sucking other's dicks
- Oooohh Unferth don't stop!!
-@: Who's that old man in the corner?
%: OH that's Unferth sucking is dick
-@: Who's that old man in the corner?
%: OH that's Unferth sucking is dick
by hellomynameisunferth March 8, 2010
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Ulverston is situated near Barrow-in-furness and Dalton which have high teenage pregnancy rates, large amounts of drugs from the "Liverpool Underground" (I not entirely sure why underground train drivers would want to sell drugs, but hey I'm not God, Michael Barrymore is) and more violence than you could shake a stick at.
There is also rumour that there is an underground tunnel from Ulverston which leads to Oz, I cannot confirm nor deny this.
Recent celebrities spotted in Ulverston include Garry Glitter, Angus Deayton, George Michael and Josef Fritzel.
Christmas is celebrated in March in Ulverston as many of the population of the town are either stupid or morbidly obese.
The town's largest industy is chemical-making with the large "Glaxo" factory on the south coast of the town, pumping out photo-chemical smog and dangerous gases into the town causing low visabilty, lung cancer, gingivitus and scurvy.
Lord Ulverston once said: "All yee who set foot through the fine walls of Ulverston shall be here-by be stabbed and thus thow body shall be thrown from thee bell tower by goats"
Lord Ulverston died shortly after, in 1999, from dementia.
Ulverston is situated near Barrow-in-furness and Dalton which have high teenage pregnancy rates, large amounts of drugs from the "Liverpool Underground" (I not entirely sure why underground train drivers would want to sell drugs, but hey I'm not God, Michael Barrymore is) and more violence than you could shake a stick at.
There is also rumour that there is an underground tunnel from Ulverston which leads to Oz, I cannot confirm nor deny this.
Recent celebrities spotted in Ulverston include Garry Glitter, Angus Deayton, George Michael and Josef Fritzel.
Christmas is celebrated in March in Ulverston as many of the population of the town are either stupid or morbidly obese.
The town's largest industy is chemical-making with the large "Glaxo" factory on the south coast of the town, pumping out photo-chemical smog and dangerous gases into the town causing low visabilty, lung cancer, gingivitus and scurvy.
Lord Ulverston once said: "All yee who set foot through the fine walls of Ulverston shall be here-by be stabbed and thus thow body shall be thrown from thee bell tower by goats"
Lord Ulverston died shortly after, in 1999, from dementia.
by Crickenholme May 21, 2008
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by Caligula "little boots" Jonson January 23, 2015
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The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
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