Uncertaint

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.

Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.

by renbag March 15, 2020

ulterior motive

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.

I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.

by Chloe98 March 13, 2012

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

Ulker

The most bright and emotional person. She can kill you with one look because she is a princess. And she also likes to help people and have very kind heart

-Oh,watch,who is she?
-I want you to meet with her,she is Ulker
- Oh my God,I’m in love with her

by Nb but not the New Balance November 30, 2021

Ulmer

A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis

Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing

by Jim jones February 8, 2013

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.

I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.

by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011

Ullery

Someone who likes to black out and injure themselves on a consistent basis.

The art of losing friends one night at a time.

I think im starting to pull an ullery because my friends on facebook keep decreasing after every weekend.

by CW Enterprises April 6, 2011