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The Ukulele, or Uke for short, is a four string, six string, or eight string instrument. It is originally from Portugal. The Hawaiians named the instrument the Ukulele, meaning Jumping Fleas when they saw the rapid movement of the Portuguese musicians.
Hawaiians adopted the instrument and it is a part of the local culture. For years, local people have been playing the ukulele as accompaniment or solo instruments. It is common to hear families at night singing to one in their backyard or to see kids walking around with them at school.
The Ukulele comes in diferent sizes. The soprano, concert, tenor, and baritone are most common. Tenor size ukes can be found with six or eight strings. The four-string ukes are tuned in G-C-E-A.
Families and friend "Kanikapila," or play music at gatherings and parties.
Ikaika: Howzit, brah?
Kawika: Eh, I'm doin' good.
Ikaika: You like come my house afta sku an' we kanikapila? Bring your ukulele n we jam, ah.
Kawika: Shootz, brah. Da uke stay at da house. I go afta sku n pick em up. Lataz!
by SHOOTZ CUZ January 30, 2006
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ukulele

A small guitar used to control a monkeys sexual drive.
Hey dude good thing I used that ukulele!
by Sprinkle2 January 15, 2016
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Ukulele Trance

Whenever you are just so bored that you get out your ukulele and learn the lyrics and chords to every song that pops into your head for a while until you realize that you've been going at it for hours...
"Why has Sierra just been sitting there playing random music for over 2 hours?"

"She's got nothing better to do. She's in a ukulele trance ."
by SoStupidI'mDangerous October 30, 2011
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Ukulelaid

When you get laid because your ukulele playing was so hot
Nargi from the music store keeps getting ukulelaid after the girls hear him play.
by Harlequin conundrum May 20, 2015
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ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
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Ukulele

Ukulele, a 4 stringed instrument that originated when the Hawaiians stole the design from Portuguese instruments.
Also the best instrument ever.
Man! I love playing ukulele!
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020
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rusty ukulele

Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.
That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.
by See_Em January 12, 2009
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