ubuntu

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008

UBUNTU

The act of ho-ing one's bitch out to buy crack. Prevalent in small african villages or inner cities were AIDS are rampant.

Yo nigga lets go UBUNTU it up tonight. I got la fonda workin down on that corner so we can get us some blow.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2010

ubuntu

To ejaculate on a womans face.

John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!

by ubuntu007 May 6, 2009

ubuntu

An operating system that claims that it's easy to use, but in reality requires a PHD in Computer Science.

Ubuntu's slogan: "Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings".

I can't even figure out how to get on the internets. Does that make me an alien?

by DBotch January 11, 2007

ubuntu

another word for pooping

hey i just ubuntu'd better not go in there!

by The Prince September 15, 2005

Ubuntu

A euphemism for Group Sex: as illustrated by the menage'-trois logo of the Ubuntu Operating System.

Man to Wife:

"Hey honey, I've got a bottle of lube and some rubbers... Whad'ya say you and me go Ubuntu on the babysitter?"

by UbuntuBob January 24, 2012

Ubuntu

For people too smart to buy windows, but too stupid to pirate it.

Why are you running Ubuntu?

by Rinaldo Corey August 11, 2008