Utica Eye

When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.

He was Schenectady eye at 6. he's surpassed that to Utica eye about a half hour later

by mm1117 April 14, 2008

UTiGaF

1. A way of life
2. Acronym derived from the saying "You think I got a frat?".
3. Within the last decade UTiGaF change to the phrase "You think I give a fuck?" but still keeping with the acronym's overall tone/sentiment.

Douchbag: "hey man, you heard about the party at Chi Psi last night?"
UTiGaF(er): "yep i pissed in their shampoo bottles and shit in thier shower."

by UTiGaF January 19, 2008

Utica

Small, once promising Upstate New York City. Now looks like missile testing grounds. Home of the original "Big wig" wanna-bes and wacky, limp politicians that trade offices every election. Site of corruption and future massive power line. Using plywood as window dressing is catching on, as well as being almost totaly jobless.

"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors.

by FormerUtican # 927,305,364,976,485,315,468 September 2, 2008

Utica

A dying city in upstate New York's rust belt, situated in the verdant Mohawk Valley, just south of Adirondack Park. Utica has a significant population of Italian and Polish Americans and has recently seen a substantial influx of Bosnian immigrants, who have injected a semblance of economic vigor and opportunity to the city. Mouseketeer Annette Funicello was born in Utica. She got out young.

Utica: at least it's not Sarajevo!

by jk64jk July 26, 2006

Utica

Often thought of as New York State's Worst City. Debatable, but certainly not out of the realm of possibility. City of about 52,000. Incredibly lame. Often, the people there have an ironic attachment to their dead city. No jobs at all. No skyline. People there don't seem to like to read, either because their library is open for maybe 10 hours each week.

"Dude, can we stop in Utica so I can get some insulin?"

"I'm afraid not. Utica is a shithole and it is better for you to die than go to Utica."

"You're right."

by KirkCameron May 30, 2006

Utica College

One of the worst college institutions in New York. Every team sucks except Women's basketball and sometimes Men's Hockey. Half the population is African-American, the other half is too scared to leave their rooms. 39% of the girls are lesbian, 89% of whats left are ugly. The weather blows, the financial aid sucks, the town it's located in is dead and gone. The Most fun thing to do is 20 minutes away at club Lava. Some Utica clubs are cool too, when they stay open. That is, if you like drugs, illegal operations, guns, knives, and deaths. Sometimes the grass is green, that's a plus. The dorms look like an insane asylum, and someone out of third grade could get accepted here.

5th grader: Mommy, well i ever go to college?

Mom: Don't worry son, there's always Utica College.

5th Grader: Can I play football there?

Mom: anyone with eyes and 2 legs can. You're all set!

by getmeoutofhereeeee May 7, 2010

utica

a city in new york that absolutely sucks. it is only famous for being a branch of Dunder Mifflin in The Office. Other than that, no one has ever heard of it.

Karen left Scranton to go to Utica because Jim broke up with her.

by dotheshizz June 19, 2011