Utah
The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.
Utah
Normal Human 1: I met this girl
NH2: Oh cool, where’s she from
NH1: Utah
NH2: Is she Mormon? Amish? Meth addicted?
NH1: Shes all three. How did you know?
NH2: Oh cool, where’s she from
NH1: Utah
NH2: Is she Mormon? Amish? Meth addicted?
NH1: Shes all three. How did you know?
Utah by CompleteAndUtterNonsense November 9, 2019
Utah
A state full of extremely religious people. Ive learned that the hard way since my parents live in utah.
My parents in Utah wont let me drink any caffeinated drinks or soda and they wont let me do drugs! What is wrong with these people!? Not drinking caffeinated drinks is okay but DRUGS??!?! Why drugs??? They are good!
Utah by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020
Utah
A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!
Utah
For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.
Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift...
Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...
Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!
Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...
Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...
Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!
Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...