Utah

The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.

We really are sorry sir that we don't have that item, is there anything else we can get you?

by iosef August 22, 2003

UTAH

place: a state in the US

I live in Utah.

by Kerp March 6, 2004

Utah

The 45th state.
If you live there you’re either a Mormon, Amish, or a meth addict.

Normal Human 1: I met this girl
NH2: Oh cool, where’s she from
NH1: Utah
NH2: Is she Mormon? Amish? Meth addicted?
NH1: Shes all three. How did you know?

by CompleteAndUtterNonsense November 9, 2019

Utah

A state full of extremely religious people. Ive learned that the hard way since my parents live in utah.

My parents in Utah wont let me drink any caffeinated drinks or soda and they wont let me do drugs! What is wrong with these people!? Not drinking caffeinated drinks is okay but DRUGS??!?! Why drugs??? They are good!

by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

Utah

A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!

Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees!

by gravy111 November 1, 2010

Utah!

Something to yell out loud when an very attractive minor enters a room.

The phase is derived from Utah's age of consent laws which is 14

miley ray cyrus is an example of a utah!

by Nicome November 5, 2008

Utah

For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.

Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift...

Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...

Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!

Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...

by Kobuscus April 23, 2011