ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.
George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
by MC united March 14, 2008
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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to get fucked hard
Ramesh bahut koshish ke baad bhi savita ko chut-ulti-kar nahi kar sakay.
by Rajesh Sharma February 13, 2011
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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to be fucked hard
wants someone to chut-ulti-kar
by Izabella x February 13, 2011
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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011
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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011
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Ulti

Ulti is a german Youtuber who does videos similar to Shimtex but different he does videos about Games and consoles and even the games companies.

He's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.

Most people like the fist 1-2 minutes, becouse of the cool into with music that's gonna make everyone catJAM
Ben: Did you know that ulti has the best into music?
Harry:Really? let me see.. catJAM
by FireOfVoid March 08, 2023
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ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.
Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'
by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011
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