Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Ugload

When you accidentally upload an ugly picture of yourself to Facebook/Myspace and you panic and try to delete it before anyone can see

Sara: Did you see Ham Hoagie's new Facebook picture?
Sandi: No, is it bad?
Sara: Definitely an Ugload....shoulda deleted that shit before anyone else could see....

by seo103 December 4, 2009

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

What should I upload to Urban Dictionary

Not being able to decide on a word good enough to have a definition created by you on Urban Dictionary, but not having enough motivation to Google it or choose another browser to look up your dilemma on.

"What is good enough to be created by me...?"
"What should I upload to Urban Dictionary?"

by anti-desire October 7, 2019

Unload a full clip

to let off a round of ammunition; ejaculate

After this penalty i'll need to go home and unload a full clip

by gerald emerald February 23, 2009

unloader

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

by Jwall September 17, 2006

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016