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U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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U.S.S.R.

United Socialist Statist Republics

A country that existed for a while, until its conflicting system of governance split it apart.
Did you know? The U.S.S.R. was a communist state!

Of course not, it was statist!!

Don't you mean socialist?

Same thing!
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U.S.S.R

A country that doesn't exist
What's the U.S.S.R?
Yes
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F.U.S.S

F.U.S.S is an acronym for F-un U-nrestrained S-hameless S-ex. to have fun hardcore sex with someone that you will most likely never see again.
"hey babe wanna go back to my place and have F.U.S.S?"
by facegoogle July 14, 2011
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The U.S.S. Enterthighs

hey baby, take a ride on The U.S.S. Enterthighs, switch your phasers from stun, to thrill...
by Danny Wood August 8, 2007
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P.U.S.S

Post URL Stress Syndrome: A condition where you have cycled through your regular websites and can't think of any new websites to visit thus making you feel stressed and depressed at the same time and leaving you to question the meaning of life and making you tempted to go into the horrible place they call "outside"
Man I'm really feeling the "P.U.S.S" today, I already finished looking at my favorite websites what am I going to do with the rest of my day, I suddenly feel so small and inadequate maybe I'll go for a walk.
by Lickloled May 13, 2013
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W.U.S.S.

Whites Under Siege Syndrome: The paranoic basis to white grievance, rage triggered by their declining numbers, loss of cultural influence, growing and unrelenting challenge to their bankrupt, delusional narratives of racial superiority
The common line between Hungarian nationalists, German neo Nazis, Trump fanatics and similar such malcontents is their all consuming W.U.S.S. affliction.
by Bankoh January 11, 2022
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