twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010

tworping

At twerk like display made by an obese or otherwise unsavoury person

Damn is that Gertrude tworping other there?! Gross.

by Tittiesprinkles69 May 20, 2016

twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 10, 2008

Twopping

Dropping names in a tweet for no reason at all... Just so people know that you maybe, sort of, might know the person being twopped.

Jeremy totally was twopping Courtney all damn day.

by djkotu November 19, 2010