Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
Get the Half-Toobin mug.Tooba is a middle eastern muslim name. It is a common Turkish, Arab, Paki, and Afghan name. Tooba means a tree from heaven in the Quran. It also means a blessing. Tooba's are known for being very beautiful, good hearted and hot. This girl is has the biggest heart and that's what makes her gorgeous. She always sees the good in people. Whoever that meets her will be the luckiest person and happiest person. She is so down to earth. Shy at first but very real once you are her friend.
by Sheiscrazy January 22, 2020
Get the Tooba mug.1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate
2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.
Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."
Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."
Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
Get the Twobbler mug."That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
Get the The Twobbler mug.The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.
by MSF. October 19, 2020
Get the Lubin’ and Toobin’ mug.The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020
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