Twonk

A specific type of idiot. One who makes a very simple task far more complicated than it needs to be.

You useless twonk! Just cut it in half!

by GeneralKalani July 12, 2021

Twonk

Its a non swearing word for twat so you don't get in trouble with your parents.

"You're such a Twonk!"

by T66607 May 28, 2019

Twonk

A former twink who becomes older.

Ethan Klein: "I want to be a twink."
Trisha Paytas: "You can't be that. You can be a twonk."
Ethan: "What's a twonk?"
Trisha: "It's like Tyler Oakley. A twink who gets older and becomes a twonk."
Ethan: "DAMN. I'll never be a twink again."

by Twonkie April 21, 2021

Twonk

A spastic creature that has no brain

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!

by ~ The twonk December 31, 2017

Twonk

A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.

McNeil volleyball is twonk.

Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"

Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"

by Mcneil_istwonk October 11, 2012

Twonk

the action of male masturbation

'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'

'Did she Twonk you off mate?'

by lezmcvag October 9, 2011

Twonk

Slang word for a vagina.

"Shut up slag, show us your twonk!"

by Jon23 October 5, 2008