Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

coffee and eggs for two

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.

I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.

by Jen Minola July 31, 2005

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

Funeral For Two

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

by ACampbell September 27, 2008

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005