Twitterling

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.

Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!

by Areano23 August 31, 2012

Twittercide

Being eliminated from a position or social setting in the wake of posting stupid and/or offensive crap on Twitter.

"Always-On" Adam Orth became a victim of Twittercide today, being let go from Microsoft after managing to piss off nearly any XBox gamer with his dumbass #dealwithit remarks.

by heavyweightboxer April 10, 2013

Twittering

"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.

The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)

Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1

No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2

I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1

It's called tweeting... - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 27, 2010

twittersingle

Adj: a status of a person who is in a relationship or married but does not behave as such on Twitter.

His wife sent about 20 angry tweets to me. I replied, "it ain't my fault your husband's acting twittersingle. You're barking up the wrong tree. Yell at him."

by CJFierce September 4, 2013

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

Verbal Twittering

The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening.

I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.

by musleh June 18, 2009