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ass-twitching

An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.
He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.
by kallena May 4, 2010
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twitching

twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter
Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 2, 2010
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Twitfag

A word used to describe the idiots that use Twitter, a stupid ass site used to stalk people. Mainly used by people with absolutely no lives.
twitfag 1 twitter update: "OMG EATIN SPEGHETTIOS!"

twitfag 2:OMG twitfag 1, youre eating speghettios!?

twitfag 1: like omg howd you know!?

twitfag 2: I was stalking you on twitter reading your every move because my life is dull and i find enjoyment out of stalking celebrities on TMZ and now it's carried over to stalking regular people! thank god 2009 made it normal to be a complete and total creep! :D YAY!
by CTLane January 6, 2010
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curtain twitching

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.
by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014
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Twitching

I need more viewers while I'm twitching
by Realgirl2020 December 19, 2020
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phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.
Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.
by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006
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twitchferd

a crackhead that roams the street in search of sex and weed.
There is a Twitchferd in my pants.
by Mcnutter futter June 2, 2007
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