John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013
Get the spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch mug.White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"
Black man: Who?
White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."
Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
Black man: Who?
White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."
Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
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by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020
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Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
by Pal Seh July 21, 2009
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