twerping

Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.
Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.

Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
by Seen it all, liked some of it September 05, 2013
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twerp

a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.
i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.
by SKAylor. July 13, 2006
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twerped

"Dang bro I'm so twerped"
by Iconicbrunette January 05, 2017
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Twerp

A twerp is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
Mazell Stafford is a twerp because she farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.
by Montykristo April 05, 2022
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Twerp

someone who farts in the tub and snaps at the bubbles
he is such a twerp!
by gjab48 July 13, 2019
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twerp

somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP
by sombody who knows September 19, 2008
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twerp

A person who gets sexually aroused by sitting in a tub of water, farting and then eating the bubbles.
Mason's breath smells like shit because he's a little twerp.
by FRizzo August 23, 2005
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