Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010

Tweedles

Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.

I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.

by SilentVendetta September 23, 2010

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Tweetversation

A conversation between two or more people that takes place on twitter.

OMG, did you you see the tweetversation between @randomperson1 and @randomperson2?

Bitch needs to learn to take a hint and step. off.

by StealthyMuse June 20, 2009

Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

Textless

When someone text you a very awkward and creepy message... Like speechless

Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)

Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.

Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!

Boy: :)

Girl: *textless*

by Mekaekae May 30, 2015

Roy Tweeties

When the veins in your ball sack twist up and turn into twig like structures and snap off

"Roy Tweeties came upon Gary after he was teased

by sharpwood92 January 31, 2009