Twee

The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.

Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.

by Homelessguyfromcentralsocial June 1, 2016

twee

noun - twee is short for tweak, which is speed, and almost always refers to crystal meth, but ritalin, aderall, and some other drugs are also called twee

"would you like a bump of twee?"

by Dr. Lovechilde December 28, 2009

twee

the act of being very very small.

I'll catch up with you in a twee bit

by Jo December 2, 2004

Twee

A Boy with only 1 working nut and a small penis!

my friend james who is a twee and is sitting right next to me in are ICT Lesson and does not know am using him as an example of a twee!! lol

by pecks2005 July 30, 2008

twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.

Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!

by Marissa222 July 16, 2006

twee

Weed, often more cheaper, and shwag.

"If I had some twee, you now I 'moke it with you." said Nash.

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

twee

1.(verb)(to tweee)(tweeed) to poke with 2 fingers in the general anal area, usually a sharp quick motion used to discomfort and humiliate.

2.(v) when in sneak mode in the game: Elder Scrolls, Oblivion, you attack in hand-to-hand mode.

3.(v) any gesture involving the first 2 fingers on any hand jabbing forward, mimics the female masturbation or anal motion and is considered worse than the finger

1. Mark tweed Ray when he stood in front of the TV.

2. Todd totally pulled a twee on that rat in the Imperial City Sewers.

3. When Lindsey saw Kacie she quickly shouted, "Bitch!" and shot her the twee.

by r2oo6 September 12, 2007