twee

A hybrid of the words "tiny" and "wee" used to describe states of smallness.

"That twee bastard stole my hot dog!!!"

"Girl A: I hope your boyfriend dies of rectal cancer!!!!

(silence)

Girl A: Too much?

Girl B: A twee bit."

by Little Darling January 3, 2010

twee

The phonetic spelling of how a person from Haiti pronounces the English number three. The location where you will most likely here this is in Little Haiti, FL.

Jean-Baptiste - "I got into accident car.."

Claims Adjuster - "You mean a CAR ACCIDENT?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.."

Claims Adjuster - "Did you have any passengers with you?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.. my brother, my sister, my friend Pierre Jean, my wife, and my twee kids.."

Claims-Adjuster - "I'm sorry sir, your what children?"

Jean-Baptiste - "My kids!! I have TWEE OF DEM!!!"

by Lucidly Dreaming November 1, 2006

twee

What people from Yorkshire do when they go to the bathroom.

Sophie: "Where's Lindsey gone?"
Mikey: "Lindsey's gone twee"
Sophie: "ffs, bladder like a thimble that girl!"

by MikeyDoodle June 23, 2016

twee

noun - twee is short for tweak, which is speed, and almost always refers to crystal meth, but ritalin, aderall, and some other drugs are also called twee

"would you like a bump of twee?"

by Dr. Lovechilde December 28, 2009

twee

the act of being very very small.

I'll catch up with you in a twee bit

by Jo December 2, 2004

twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.

Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!

by Marissa222 July 16, 2006

twee pop

Coyly precious indie pop, generally driven by jangly guitars and adenoidal or high-pitched vocals. The name "twee" was first applied to indie pop groups in England in the 1980s, like Heavenly, and was not obviously a compliment. At best, it was an affectionate insult. In the U.K., calling something "twee" suggests that it is affectedly dainty. To the extent there is currently a twee pop revival, that revival is mostly taking place in the U.S. and Scandinavia, where no one knows that they should care about the pejorative implications of the word.

The band members of Camera Obscura might not like to have their music referred to as twee pop, but they are twee as f**k.

by t-train August 31, 2007