A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.
you twatass, what a twatass!
by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008
Get the twatass mug.A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
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When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs
Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here
I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
by DRAM August 1, 2012
Get the Twatswaggle mug.Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
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Get the twatsap mug.Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.
The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.
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