twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Twanter

A combination of 'Twitter' and 'Banter'; enjoyable, humorous or interesting chat or conversation on Twitter.

@Example has some great twanter going on

by markrfletcher March 30, 2010

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

by gel&kate September 9, 2010

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

by illeaturmom June 12, 2018