twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016

Twat Nap

Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.

Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.

by 'Mad' Davey C September 7, 2006

twataphyliac

A man or a woman who has an insatiable obsession for female genitalia.

A twataphyliac is someone who has a desire to look at, enjoy, and pleasure a woman's twat.

by Zummy April 19, 2011

twatapotomus

bigger than your average twat; extra twatty

me: she's a twat
him: no, she's a twatapotomus!

by shitfuckdamnhell December 14, 2018

Twatapotopus

Many forms of this word can be used but a generalized meaning of idiot. It reverses itself when calling yourself a twatspotapus changing its meaning to God like.

What a Twatapotopus he can't even spell his name.
I'm a tmTwatapotopus, I dare you too come at me.

by Kjirsty November 2, 2020

Twatlap

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

by Kittayh March 7, 2016

twatlapia

The highest quality twat imaginable

Damn girl you got that twatlapia

by John Jonhston May 15, 2014