twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

Twatilage

Under the guidance, influence, or protection of the twat

Twatilage is the mother of excuses of why you can't come out with your boys

by Niang men May 12, 2015

teaflake

A derogatory term for an ultra conservative who feels wronged.

The poor teaflake couldn't understand why his so called friends weren't more tolerant of his racist views.

by Frederick Local Yokel December 31, 2016

twatflapper

One who enjoys flapping the twat
IE giving a female mind blowing oral sex

she blew when she was given oral by the twatflapper

by Mikey B61 February 25, 2007

Twatface

When someone's a gay fuck

"Jason has a new turtle neck"
"What a twatface"

by Moseslikessheep February 10, 2018

twatface

An idiot who you kinda adore. You are showing your affection with this name

*in a conversation*
Person 1: hey rockstar
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: ily, twatface xo

by Scotslass January 11, 2015