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mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
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naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
by mooji September 30, 2007
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twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.
Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.
by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011
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Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010
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twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006
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twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.
''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''
by Cobs71 October 24, 2008
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Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.
Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!
by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012
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