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tard DNA

Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.
Yea, Noah from OU is always skipping class and acting stupid, that's that tard DNA right there.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
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tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020
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tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
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Gi-Tard

offensive.

A person who repeatedly loses ju jitsu/ judo fights by doing stupid things. (often used as a general term of abuse).
person A: i cant believe i gave him a straight arm again!

person B: i know your such a Gi-Tard. *Armbars person A*
by 11 62 61 32 51 February 1, 2012
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tard wrangler

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
by The Sarge November 13, 2003
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Tec tard

A retard in technology. A mentally challenged person in technology.
A old granny who doesn't know how to use a computer is a tec tard. A smart ass dip-shit that doesn't know how to print with a computer or smart phone is a tec tard.
by mwallace2202 October 12, 2013
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Fuck tard

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
by slamthevag March 28, 2011
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