Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

twankin'

you be twankin' if you wearin' the same swag as another one of your homies. you gotta have two or more to be twankin' so you can't be sayin' "I be twankin'" but instead "we be twankin'"

Ebonical form of "Hey. Look, we're twinkies."

Used by white kids who've never stepped foot in a low income neighborhood, but like to act "hard"

Carol: Marsha! You and I are wearing similar pairs of loafers. We're twinkies!
Marsha: Shoot, we be twankin'
Carol: Marsha, have you been watching BET again?
Marcha: Don't be hatin'
Carol: Marsha... You live in the suburbs.

by mmaggiee December 13, 2009

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

Twankie

A TWENTY INCH RIM ON A CAR.

MY MUSTANG IS ROLLIN' ON SOME TWANKIES.

by Anonymous July 8, 2002

Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}

Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!

by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015

Twankie

A Twenty dollar bill.

Let me hold a Twankie.

by Wud_e July 5, 2002

twatski

Russian Female. Used to describe recent female immigrants from Russia or the former Soviet Republics.

Hello twatski, you speak english well. What part of the evil empire are you from?.

by Jimbob Hoffa September 1, 2008