twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

by Stoner13 January 30, 2012

twanting

have butt sex, in the behind

me and your mother were twanting last night!

by twant master June 24, 2010

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017