Rec-tite

More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.

Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.

by ObiWanSpicoli May 11, 2010

titenic

A joke made by Jon Jafari on his online comedy gaming show, Jontron. This joke occurs during the "Titenic" episode, where the creators of a Titanic game fatally misspelled Titanic. Jon has partnered with music channel Schmoyoho to make a song called Titenic: The JonSong, which is a musical montage about Jontron and Titenic.

How could they mistake Titanic for Titenic if they're making a game about it?!

by ThatPyro June 25, 2015

tnite

Tonight

let’s go out to eat tnite

by andrescgaspar January 16, 2019

twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

by Scotty J July 20, 2008

tite

cool, awesome

man that was tite

by Tommy May 2, 2003

titeous

The only thing not hideous about her is her tits.

Me: Stephanie is hideous.
You: No dude! She's got a nice rack. She's titeous.

by MariaMILFendorf November 15, 2010

titerfuck

someone who happens to have their head up their ass.

glenn beck is a titerfuck.

by reality check! May 21, 2011