tuchelized

verb

1. The act of consuming excessive alcoholic servings (a liquid) resulting in accelerated aging and physical metamorphic transformation
2. A term generally used to summarize a series of bad decisions and regrets from a previous night

John Doe went out with co-workers and got tuchelized.

by Yampa Country February 8, 2018

Flag

Get the tuchelized mug.

tschalein

A phenomenon that rattles one's belief system (usually through his/her sleep) where their subconscious self contradicts their known facts surrounding a disturbing incident / event causing them to wake up fairly discombobulated the next day with delusions of happiness, only to succumb to a state much depressing a while after.

Guy 1: "So how is your Project 'Ignore Paulanzki' going?
Guy 2: "Donkey balls, bro. My brain pulled a tschalein last night - woke up almost convinced that She loves me back; that I needn't ignore her. Cried for a whole ten minutes."

Guy 1: "Did he just try to Parkour that ledge??"
Guy 2: "Yeah... I think he tschaleined himself there..."

by zseijin January 22, 2014

Flag

Get the tschalein mug.

Tosche Station

A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.

LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

by Nick Norris August 20, 2006

Flag

Get the Tosche Station mug.

keiichi tsuchiya

Keiichi Tsuchiya is known as the Drift King, or Dori Kin in Japanese. He started racing when he was young but since he did not have a very wealthy family he did not go to racing school like most other racers. Instead he practiced driving on his own time and experimented with the use of the E-Brake, or Side Brake. This taught him how to control the car in different situations. He soon began to drive his car as quickly as he could down touges, or mountain pass roads. He tested different ways of taking turns and eventually used the E-Brake to drift around the corners.

Though his technique was developing he still found himself off the side of the road in ditches and small drops in his KPGC10 Skyline, but he kept driving. During Winter in the snow he learned even greater control of the car. He raced people in official races, and even though he didn't really win, he kept racing and eventually got sponsored by ADVAN and drove the AE86 in which he won many races. He became the Drift King when he was racing on downhill races drifting through the turns which helped him carry better speeds than the other drivers. Most people believe that he became the Drift King because he was the first to drift, but that was not the case.

In 2001 he joined the team ARTA Racing and raced for them in an NSX.

"Dude, who's Keiichi Tsuchiya?"

"He's only the greatest drifter in the world! He..."

by Torque GTR June 21, 2006

Flag