Turtling

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 07, 2009

Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae January 24, 2012

Turtling

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.

I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.

by shill71 February 11, 2008

Turtling

When you have sexual intercourse with someone in a hope to create a baby turtle.

I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.

by Turtlebait January 18, 2011

Turtling

The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.

Hey man, i heard your mom was into turtling.
Nah man, she goes for more traditional fisting.

by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 06, 2011

Turtling

What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.

Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!

Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!

Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*

by Mattson December 10, 2008

Turtling

To crawl up in a ball or fetal position when too fucked up from alcohol or drugs.

Last night I got so fucked up I started turtling and went right to sleep.

by Andles August 06, 2013