Turcock

the outcome of when a turtle and a peacock interbreed,a hybrid of a turtle and peacock

Girl: What's that animal? It looks like a turtle, but it has feathers.
Boy: It's a turcock, duh.

by alessia!909 October 18, 2010

Turlock

A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/

Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?

by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 6, 2018

Tunnocked

hitting one on on the head with a tunnocks tea cake.

i Tunnocked hendo on the head with a tea cake. then he died. then his team didn't make it to the champions league next year

by IRA_BHOY.frank May 3, 2006

Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023