Turnip 

Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.

This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!

Turnip by The Turnipator June 17, 2010

Turnip 

Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.

1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO

Turnip by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004

turnip 

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

turnip by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Turnip 

A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair

Oi! come here you turnip!

Turnip by WeVer September 22, 2003

Turnip 

Adjective
Tur-nip (pronounced Turn-up)
1) A person whom nobody really likes who always seems to show up to events even though no one ever invited them.

Intransitive verb
2) to show up as if magically

1) I.E. Gerlin is such a Turnip, who in the heck keeps inviting him?
2)Person 1: Damn I lost my spliff!!
Person 2: No worries that shiot always Turnip!

Turnip by XLNC526 August 30, 2019

Turnip 

Turnip is not a vegetable. Oh lord no! It is the only word that can be used among your friends to describe a guy/girl that is a extremely attractive, hot, good looking, yummy, God created a miracle for the eyes individual.

This kind of turnip is sweet, and is good eye candy. The only recipe you need for this turnip is the courage to say hi!

Girl: Oh my God, I just saw the cutest turnip!

Friend: The tall one or short one?

Girl: You know I love tall turnips!

Tall Turnip thoughts: "why are they talking about veggies? Must be vegetarians"

Turnip by Cutexraygirl June 1, 2018

Turnip 

A short and annoying kid

look at Nishant over there, He's such a turnip

Turnip by tusuoas November 18, 2018