turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

by nathan S June 2, 2006

Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011

turkey neck

an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion

brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck

by kathy with a k May 27, 2005

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

turkey neck

to give oral sex to a person aka giving head

"She give that turkey neck..gobble,gobble"

by K-$tax March 7, 2005

turkey neck

Flap of skin on the back of the scrotum.

Did she scratch your turkey neck and lick your huff?

by badlawyer April 8, 2003