ass turkey

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!

by Nic Graves May 25, 2003

Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands

dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009

turkeyass

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

by cretino July 19, 2006