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tourist trap

A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.
I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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trisdick

The smallest unit of length allowable by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Denoted with unit τδ. See Also: Plank Length.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches"

"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
by therealdiskomisko February 23, 2017
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Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.
"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"
by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019
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Party Tourism

Travel on the cheap.Party tourists travel whenever possible, and take great pride in exploring and experiencing areas off the beaten path with little more than a wallet and beer in hand. Immersion with the local populace is key. Breaking bread with our bretheren and then heading to the local discoteque is a classic expericence shared by many party tourists. Party Tourists abided by the 30% rule...30% of the time you must be drinking. The official beer of Party Tourism is Hite Prime
Hey Austin...Party Tourism..Tokyo..be there!
by AIRFORCE_ANDY December 9, 2008
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trisexual

Due to contrary belief, trisexuals are not attracted to any living or nonliving thing. Instead, they are only sexually attracted to the tricerotops dinosaur. Most trisexual prefer horns inside of them instead of dicks.
Trisexual person: horns make me horny
by Thickеn May 30, 2017
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Grief Tourist

A person that visits or initiates Facebook memorial groups or pages to leave messages of grievance despite never knowing the deceased, their family or friends.
Dave: Why are you here leaving R.I.P. messages, you never even knew the deceased. You're just a Grief Tourist.
by Bar Gain Live March 21, 2010
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Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!
by bartfarkel March 14, 2008
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