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Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not
neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox
by ccans December 21, 2020
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target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die
LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die
by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010
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Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom
Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!
by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009
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Target Guest

Middle to lower class people who shop at Target, Most often having snobbish attitude, with a litter of unruly children, who scream without reprimand. Target guests leave a wake of spilled drinks, and popcorn on the floor . Dirty diapers in shopping carts or anywhere else bio hazards don't belong. Their language is composed of a dialect unknown to most hygiene conscientious humans ex:Shopping cart: translation= a portable and completely free Garbage Can on wheels can also be used as a ,Diaper Pail,or Kleenex receptacle.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"

They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
After the tsunami, a comment was made that "Wow it looks as i f a "Target Guest"came through here yesterday." Sure looks Targhetto.
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
by chmpbmxgirl March 30, 2014
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Mel Tugger

The act of hating your job so much you masturbate on a Zoom call with a woman who runs a sexual misconduct awareness business. See: football coach, Michigan State University
The way she kept saying no was so sexy I had to pull a Mel Tugger!
by El Pinto Grande September 11, 2023
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Tugeye

A dick. Tugeye is a term used by Natives
"I love tugeyes'
by dc14d6 May 29, 2018
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Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.
Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
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