Turdable

When an event/thing turns even worse than terrible..it becomes turdable.

Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."

Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"

by DrayDero April 26, 2009

turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 18, 2008

tura'lu

The best translation would be a form of "Goodbye" when you're angry and disgruntled

"Hes lived his life the best he can
Which always goes to show
You and I were not one and the same
Tura' lu..."
-Tura'Lu by The Bollox

by RandomWithTooMuchTime October 28, 2020

TuFap Shakur

1. a drive by fapping.

2. the act of beating your meat in a car while unsuspecting onlookers witness it.

Sanjaya just pulled a TuFap Shakur on his way into work at the 7-11.

by MrBomangles January 26, 2011

Turbaconepicentipede

We took the quail and put it inside a cornish hen, and put it inside a chicken and put it inside a duck and put it inside a turkey and took that and wrapped it in bacon and put it inside a pig and took the pig and connected to another pig anus to mouth and connected it into another pig anus to mouth... anus to mouth... anus to mouth. 100% Culinarily Accurate!

>>Dude, have you tried that Turbaconepicentipede?

>> I sure have!

by Epic Meal Time Fan November 22, 2011

Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).

Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"

by Adam2ez September 21, 2009