A parasite that sucks all the soul and money from whom it attaches onto. Desperate for attention, it makes a fool of oneself by outing itself as an abuser and a psycho while trying to prove its the opposite during televised trials.
Also known to leave huge "grumpies" (also known as "shits"), on its hosts side of the bed when talking a hissy fit when it doesn't get its own way.
An amber turd will panic when it thinks its money and freebies are about to end, so it will stage photos and videos and run to several media outlets to "prove" how bad its host was and how angelic it is in order to try extort more money from the poor fecker it attached to.
Also known to be so toxic, it literally can make you lose a finger (allegedly)
Also known to leave huge "grumpies" (also known as "shits"), on its hosts side of the bed when talking a hissy fit when it doesn't get its own way.
An amber turd will panic when it thinks its money and freebies are about to end, so it will stage photos and videos and run to several media outlets to "prove" how bad its host was and how angelic it is in order to try extort more money from the poor fecker it attached to.
Also known to be so toxic, it literally can make you lose a finger (allegedly)
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/ˈambər-tərd/
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The act of defecating on a person’s bed, or side of the bed, while they are away. Most commonly, the target is your life partner, sibling, or close friend. This makes it much more easily excused as a “joke gone wrong,” on the off chance your stunt gets any major publicity and unwanted widespread attention.
/ˈambər-tərd/
verb
The act of defecating on a person’s bed, or side of the bed, while they are away. Most commonly, the target is your life partner, sibling, or close friend. This makes it much more easily excused as a “joke gone wrong,” on the off chance your stunt gets any major publicity and unwanted widespread attention.
(1) “I heard you rubbed your nuts on my drum set.”
“Yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?”
“I’m gonna Amber Turd you when you leave to that job interview tomorrow!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
(2) “Duude I hear what happened, and I just have to say I’m so, so sorry and my family has the best therapist ever. I can give you their number.”
“Yeah thanks, I’m gonna need it. That bitch Amber Turded me real fucking good this time.”
“Yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?”
“I’m gonna Amber Turd you when you leave to that job interview tomorrow!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
(2) “Duude I hear what happened, and I just have to say I’m so, so sorry and my family has the best therapist ever. I can give you their number.”
“Yeah thanks, I’m gonna need it. That bitch Amber Turded me real fucking good this time.”
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by randomrosebudz May 27, 2020
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by worthings May 19, 2022
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"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"
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by Limpylegs May 3, 2022
Get the Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard mug.This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.
by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017
Get the throw a turd and call it serving caviar mug.Someone who will shit in the bed of their Nemesis to assert dominance. A sociopath and narcissist who craves all the attention but can never get it.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
"oh no! It's amber turd, that shitty actress that tried to ruin Johnny Depp! Quick, throw a bottle of wine and some Seroquel at it"
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