Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.

My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.

by Mandyola November 13, 2014

The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.

ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.

by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021

turduckin

When you stuff a chicken inside a duck in side a turkey made up by John Madden

I'm making turduckin for thanksgiving

by swayzak December 26, 2007

turfucking

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.

We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!

by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.

Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.

by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009