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turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
by Chumbucket October 31, 2006
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turdbucket

a dumb fuck person that dont know shit about notin
Oh my god Sgt Helton is a turdbucket!!!
by Helton April 18, 2008
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turducken

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Turducken

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
by nepalunaris December 7, 2016
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turdcock

A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.
person1: is she taking a shit?

person2: No, shes just fucking a turdcock
by mixedguy January 21, 2010
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turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
Turducken should not exist.
by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005
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Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.
My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.
by Mandyola November 13, 2014
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