turdburgler

A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.

I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.

by HyperRon March 27, 2003

turdburgler

One who burgles turds.

You turdburgler.

by Chronodin June 6, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 3, 2003

Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

turdburglariffic

Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.

See asstastic and craptacular.

Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"

Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."

by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005

turdburglar

one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom

AHHH turd burglar

by stewart January 24, 2003

Turdburglar

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010