turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

by ernie October 21, 2003

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

turdburgular

An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.

"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"

by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006