Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

by redtenor October 23, 2011

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019

Thomas Tuchel

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.

Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.

by chelslegend February 19, 2021

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

Bombón Turco

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.

Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!

by The Brush Goblin April 2, 2023

Turdchuck

Just like it sounds. Two piles of crap linked together by some sort of connective device or idea.

A Turdchuck often refers to two horrible ideas that you are trying to link together, but it could also be used in a variety of other contexts. You can imagine using it to describe two extremely ugly people holding hands or maybe even a 1973 pinto towing a 1972 pinto.

by CoquilleScientist May 4, 2010

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022