Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

tuckered out

When you are too tired to have sexual relations

Gee whiz johnny, i had to work at starbucks at 5:30 this morning and im too tuckered out to be penetrated

by Bobby Z August 22, 2006

tuckered

When one of your "boys" steals a girl that you were hooking up with that night and acts like a complete douchebag.

Me: Hey man, how was your night?
You: Well it was good until this big o'l fuck came up to me while i was hooking up with a chick and just started talking shit about me so she would go to him.
Me: Awww dude, you just got tuckered!!!

by Mr. Willie October 30, 2013

Tonkered

To be worn out, or possibly drunk.

"I was absolutely tonkered last night"

by kazuya555 May 15, 2015

tuckered out

to be tired. also to be excited in a monotone for your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend.

haley and austin were tuckered out after mini golf and boling with lexi and mason and haley and austin later played with tucker and kiwi there dogs...

by fredrich desantiago March 19, 2008

tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted

Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *

by Saaaaaa dude July 20, 2016

Tuckered

Destruction or loss caused by Tucker. Can be inflicted on thy self or inflicted on others.

The other team was tuckered by Tucker during the pool volleyball game on Sunday.

by The punny one August 5, 2019